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Songs Dummies Think Are Secretly Satanic

Don't think only classic rockers can craft lyrics that weirdos decide are secret odes to Beelzebub. Check Justin Bieber, whose breakthrough hit "Baby" apparently hinted at the pure evil that little Bieber always had inside him, but didn't show until he hit puberty and decided he was gangsta. As transcribed by the Tumblr mediaexposed (the '80s had Tipper Gore, we have Tumblrs), the reversed words to the chorus in "Baby" are way more interesting, if only because it isn't "baby baby baby ooooh" over and over again. Instead, it's, "Acknowledge my Lord, Lord. He's here. I'm the evil one. Satanic new world, new world, new world, new world. I want it. Let me in, let me in, yeah war. Let me in, let me in, let me in, yeah war." Yeah war, indeed. Yeah.

One of two possibilities exist here: this is yet another example of us taking perfectly innocuous music and screwing with it until our ears play tricks on us and insist evil's afoot, or it's that damned Illuminati striking again. It can't be the latter though, not unless we've got other evidence out there.

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